Okey, let me explain to you from my pov why static paddles make sense:

The static paddles make sense because their orientation remains the same. The place for up- and downshift is the same. You'll very rarely be upshifting with the wheel in so much lock that it's basically "upside down". You'll actually most likely to…

The P.A. announcer should have introduced him by saying; "The 3rd baseman, hitting 4th and pleading the 5th, #13 Alex Rodriguez."

Not according to Donovan McNabb!

I've tracked his movements over the last month, and here's what I have so far:

No, yes, no.

As a middle-aged man with a relatively happy house hold - nice wife, children still in the house, my life has lost a lot of its excitement. My kids are great and all - love taking the daughter out to her soccer games and even to the mall. My son, however, is a different story. Always holed up in the house, no…

Through those same glasses I spelled "colored" correctly.

And with the third out of the inning secured, and fans thinking, "Hey, the Marlins aren't so bad. I should keep coming here, at least to see Qualls pitch," Jeffrey Loria ever so slightly nodded to his left, and the sniper took aim...

Martinez: "Pick up the fucking balls. You’re part of this fucking team."

You need to know the awesomeness of Action Park, America's most dangerous water park:

Peterson: Okay, you see the seams on the ball? If you want to be a good quarterback, you want to line your fingers up with them and throw the ball far while also keeping the ball from getting too wobbly in the air. It's tough since the ball is so big, but a tight spiral is key. Now...

I agree. I also think that there's a healthy ignorance of what the 1st amendment actually protects you from. It's the government and only the government. Some people really think that it's applicable to everything. That, coupled with the "only-god-can-judge-me-sorry-if you're-offended" crap and white privilege is…

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Cleveland is also where Lebron's hair was last seen.

"Looks straight to me"

thus the name Tyson.

Man, Jake had the best Mullet out of anybody ever in sports entertainment or entertainment or just sports, right Tom?

OK, so here's some stuff from my notebook that didn't make it into the story:

I am so glad that I went to college just before digital cameras became universal.

"I think signing Greg Oden to the heat would be a great opportunity for me to have a older father figure type on the team that I can look up to and learn from."