Sean, I mostly agree with you, because the guy didn't even lose his job or anything, but Braun's entire quote is as follows:

He's not the only football writer out there, and as you state, he gets access and information that nobody else does because of his reputation and style. This makes his voice a valuable one, and there are 1,000 others who will satisfy your thirst for harsh criticism of the league and its owners/managers if that's what…

Good job Kobayashi! Way to give 2%.

This is the kind of bit that has the potential to be gimmicky and unfunny

Despite his smug bombast, user Patriots2007 only went 18-1.

Werth's a bum. He's a bum.

Oh god, can we just not? Please? Because this only ever ends one way. The people with kids will turn into instant sanctimommies, all like "If you aren't a parent you will never understannnnddddddd!!!!!" and the people without kids will be all like "Why can't I apply for maternity leave when I get a new kitten, cats…

He's the one in the coffee shop reading a Sartre book at an angle that makes the cover most viewable to EVERYONE present and his eye spend more time darting around the room to see who's watching him read than reading the damn book.

*cough, cough*

Hint: the reason people from PA like Yuengling is because it's a locally operated and family-run brewery that's been around for ages.

Um, did you drink Yuengling Premium instead of Yuengling Lager? Becasue if you did you're not doing it correctly.

The fact that PBR is in the top 5 and not the lower 5, and that Coors is ranked above Miller Lite tells me that your taste in beer is sorely lacking. Please go refine your palate and return with an improved list featuring, in the top 5, beers that do not taste like fermented cabbage.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

Yuengling shouldn't be on this list. That beer is fantastic.

Why is Yuengling on this list? It's a pretty damn good brew actually!

If the pilots are neurally linked, why do they have to yell out loud to each other when to start fighting?

I'm in your computers.

And from that point forward Deion Saunders never attempted another tackle again.

Thank-you on calling out strap users. Fuck those guys. Right now I can "theoretically" one-rep-max a 450lb DL however my forearms tell me my threshold is at 405. I put straps on and that 450 ain't nothin but a peanut.

I was on business in China (Chauzhou) and my guide was very excited to invite me to a secret dinner. On the menu was pangolin. It is cooked whole and looks like a rat size aardvark. The chef pulled the cooked pangolin out of the pot and proudly presented it to the table. He then cut off each leg and then clipped…