Scholarships and concussions for all!

Human nature is to assume things will be okay. People during 9/11 would stay in the towers because they were told it was safer and help was on the way. We often ignore that primitive screaming voice in the back of our head, or try to reason with it saying that nothing like that would happen here. People: listen to…

Where can I pre-order this masterpiece!?

I’ve had glancing blows to my liver during sparring with jamokes like myself which made me take a deep breath or three. I cannot imagine a full force shot from a pro like Aldo. I think death would be preferable. The fact that Stephens could put up any facsimile of a defense after that is commendable. 

Attach Dana White’s name to an unscrupulous rumor and I will believe it. Go ahead, try me.

His upside was minimal when taking into account the action ahead of him. Since the next one out misses the final table and the associated pay-outs, he needed one of two cards for that set, which is 7-1 against. I don’t think I would have risked it. 

What a monster considering how many hands were reduced to heads-up with marginal cards. A 3-way pot with A-A, K-K and K-K to determine the final table is insanity. 

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It’s a normal ID. Get a new slant.

Better not have been at Planet Fitness. They frown on dumbbell throwing, especially if you grunt while doing it.

“I regret I have never been able to give you pleasure - J” - similar note from Jimmy Haslam to the city of Cleveland.

Better to be the “after” pic for clitoral cysts than the “before”.

Kurt Angle doesn’t look ... ahhh ... good.

My solution would be to have the first baseman wear a catcher’s uniform.

Total no-show. So much for the “next Gretzky”!

It’s overwhelmingly sad that teachers have to become bodyguards at schools.

And then a 3 minute sob story about how his Reddit posts were being downvoted so he was going to use that as inspiration in competition.

Supply and demand, my friend. There are usually only around 30 teams of a given sport, and if you tend to root geographically, you are down to at most, 3 teams to choose from. Sports fans are oddly loyal to laundry (go Birds!) and teams of course know this. So, if you make the right noises, enough fans will support…

It’s a good point. Also consider Jeter was referred to his by his number or just “The Captain” almost as much as his name.

But Jeter did arrange for one of his patented “morning after” gift bags to be left at his hospital bedside.