Well it certainly would be easier if we knew what x : y meant

And yet from the headline I knew exactly what the article was about. So the headline did its job.

Wow... I find it quite amusing that the God Squad never seems to really understand what they're arguing against. But then, the ones that figure it out probably drop out of the argument.

that's not space invaders.

I don't have any problems shaving my face with my Gillette Fusion Proglide. It's the best razor I've ever used. But the concept of this thing leads me to believe it may be better for shaving parts of my back that are hard to reach. And also a ball shaver should be good for shaving my, um, balls, no?

Oh, ok! I get it. Sheeesh.

I practice the last 9 of these things religiously but #1 is a world of wrong. If you hate your boss, find another job. Immediately. Right now. Today. Without hesitation. Get. Something. Else.

Whenever my parents get a new computer, the first thing I do is install Firefox on it and hide IE within the deepest crevice of Windows I can find.

Painting old people as racist (casual or otherwise)? Nice touch.

Because right now, a glitch is causing thousands of misdirected emails to be sent to his Hotmail account.