I'm also surprised that a kiss on the mouth is a big thing. There are a lot of Eastern European and West Indian nannies, in nyc at least, and most wouldn't think anything of it, it's just basic affection. I really never considered my family particularly touch-feely, but we were kissers. It's a peck, not some…

Indeed, the bigotry never ends.

Some hardcore chelonaphobes in Mario's case, apparently.

Milo.

I learned from Daria.

It's really a quantity vs. quality of life issue. Sure, you're probably live 5 years more if you didn't drink them. But Samoa-flavored coffee every day for all the others years? So worth it.

You know youre right, many video game characters are huge dicks, breaking shit all the damn time for loot, walking into folks homes without knocking, Mario squashed cute little toitles. Who raised these people?!

*Zelda nerd powers activate!*

Link is a dick.....

I could give a master class in that. But you probably wouldn't understand most of it. (See what I did there?!)

You know, on the one hand it sucks that everyone in my family was/is fat (mom, dad, brother, most aunts and uncles, both grandmothers) because of genetics — I drew a shitty hand from birth. BUT on the other hand, no one I loved ever shamed me. No, it took elementary (and jr. high, and high, and ...) school students to…

AHAHA OH SNAP! I also love your sister now. :)

I forgot until just now she died. Damn!

Of course! Me, too.

Pffft, I miss her and don't care who knows it!

That cat has great comedic timing.

That was funny. Have some more squee.

She was so cute; yeah, I miss her!

It still surprises me when I remember that she died. And it still makes me sad.

Yes, it totally is. RIP Brittany, shine on, you crazy diamond.