You say cow, but I would like: a chupacabra, a platypus, a shit tossing primate of some sort, and a snuffleupagus. Of course there would be like a dozen other dlc gods offered on release day.

"A CRUDDY COMMERCIAL!?"

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

Why is the misplaced agression always towards black people? Why didn't she find some white person to misplace her aggression towards?

Personally, I blame Amanda Knox. Had she not visited Italy, Italians might not have ever discovered Facebook. Let's cut out the middleman and go straight to the source of this travesty- crazy Americans.

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Isn't there a whole Drake, ex-of-Rhianna, who obviously hasn't murdered Byne's vagina yet, angle?

You can still do that. I'm not Rihanna but lingering in the nude is something I advocate.

"We will -all- eventually be wrinkly, saggy, physically weaker than we were"

A high forehead has pretty much always been conventionally attractive, and complaining about it is what people do when they can't find anything wrong with how somebody looks.

It's the same as calling someone "fat". It sucks that in most verbal feuds between women that I have ever been witness to, at some point some one calls someone a fat or ugly bitch. It makes all of lady-kind look bad that we can't come up with better insults under pressure, IMHO.

If I woke up looking like Rihanna, not only would I cover my house in mirrors, I'd turn up at work buck-bald naked.

AMANDA. NO. DON'T. STOP.

She also just tweeted that her parents stole money from her all her career and she wants it back, and that theyre closing in on 70 and she would rather have them homeless than live off her.

This obsession with calling people ugly. She is trying to go for the throat so she says you are ugly, that is speaking volumes to me. Not really the worst insult, but I think for her it is.

I'm not all that fond of Rihanna, but that response? Perfection, in 140 characters or less.

I love Rihanna's response. It's so perfect. Doesn't really directly address Bynes whose craziness is pretty beneath a super successful and attractive megastar like Rihanna, but still is such a stonecold punch at Bynes' whackiness.

He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment.

Where are you from? I've lived in Arizona, California, and New Mexico. I still hear it from time to time. Except for New Mexico. Because they're not Chicano, they're Spanish. Pssht, okay.

And I applaud her for studying Chicano Studies. I've listened to interviews of her in the past and she seemed largely unaware of…

That's because it's old.