I liked him better when he was offering to paint dogs and cats. Ugh.

That was my rationale too, but as I've gotten older, I've had to have a few things removed. Pre-cancerous, of course, but it has made me more considerate.

Thanks for the valuable suggestions. I don't have psoriasis myself (that was a commenting oversight on my part) but I have a friend who does, so she will ultimately benefit from info on this thread. Cheers. <3

I think it's OK to tell someone you don't think a particular word is appropriate.

These are the words and actions and overall demeanor of a man who is not going to make it to 50 years old.

Although the link between the two had never crossed my mind, it makes a lot of sense: all the sense in the world, actually. Appreciate the service-y comment!

I really love the blunt front of these shoes. Its like an optical illusion of a point toe. Also she is just too freaking gorgeous.

Always flawless. Always.

I love the manicure!

Her perfectness (?) is so intimidating. Like, how can one person just be "on" all the time?

I love her. I love that she does her own hair and makeup and she seems like a fairly normal person. Also, I love that she supports creating glamor.

I work at a dealership as a detailer/lot boy (even though I hate that term). That arrow is actually invaluable because I frequently have to gas up cars of different makes and models. I know what side my tank is on now (my Bronco and Altima were both on the drivers side and when I bought my Focus I'll admit to pulling…

What's odd about this is my '09 Jetta TDI had a restrictor in the filler neck but my '12 Passat TDI doesn't. (which I appreciate because it was a PITA) Last year VW mailed me these pretty yellow stickers that read "Fill with diesel fuel only" for the inside of the filler door. I guess they were trying to head this one…

Yeah, same! I leave the house with wet hair every day, but put it in a bun for a few hours until it's semi dry. I take it down halfway through the day to it being sorta wavy and damp, but it dries quick. Plus when you do this, you get a whiff of shampoo or conditioner and you feel all fresh and clean again! I could…

Have you been really stoned before? Like really, really, really high? It's hard to describe but if you have you know what I'm talking about. You know there is a point where you shouldn't be behind the wheel of a car. It should be treated like drunk driving.

Do you always parrot the talking points of drunks, or are you just doing it today?

FYI, his next thoughts were "1 karat or 2 karat? Summer weddings are nice, but will it be too hot for my mom? I wonder what she is thinking for a honeymoon destination?"

Damn, I posted that after you. My bad! Great minds though.

I'm incredibly disappointed by this whole thing. And I can't even grow a beard!

I can just see the Microsoft execs watching the responses roll in today...