Totally getting this. Anything that engages my cat army without my having to be on the other end of it, wins. Because I have five cats. Five playful cats. And I need to work and eat.

Suction cup cat toys are a lie. An evil destructive lie. I've fallen for them before and have nobody to blame but myself. They will not stay. If they do stay, your cat needs to go to a vet because it's not well. Or it's not a cat - you are possibly that woman who loses her glasses in adventures of babysitting and…

No kidding. I have a 16lb and a 30lb cat. I laugh at their idea that a suction cup is at all going to hold that toy in place.

They claim it will on the website. IDK. I thought the same but they say it works even for the biggest cats.

Exactly. My cats are masters at deconstructing/breaking down cat toys. A suction cup most certainly would not be enough. Heck they've even managed to somehow untie the strings on many wand toys. They are mysterious magicians.

You liberals and your solar power! My cat toys are powered by two-stroke engines and teach the cat conservative values by not being any fun.

I have been waiting for one of these to wear my dude out for forever, but ain't no way that would hold up to the tugging of my 15lb boy.

In what world would a suction cup be powerful enough to withstand a cat playing with this toy? Pfft, this needs some rare Earth magnet technology and then maybe I'd consider it

I realize that Jezebel may well have no say in (what is) a Gawker Media matter, but this gimmickry seems doubly incongruous w/r/t Dirt Bag columns, given that gossip often has such a short shelf-life.

Agreed. The stories stuck in the middle of other stories is annoying as all shit. I keep thinking the article's over, but it's not.

Not a Power Rangers fan, and never was. That said, this GIF is mesmerizing... I can't stop watching it. What sort of evil plot are you hatching that you need to wield control over my mind?

Remember how his first girlfriend after Nicole Kidman was Penelope Cruz? And how the tabloids loooooooved it because they were homonyms of each other's last name?

See, I always thought that was heavy PR. They kept using that line over and over — how she had a huge crush on him since she was a kid, etc. etc. Her public appearances with him didn't suggest somebody over the moon to be engaged to their dream guy, and *his* public appearances were so self-consciously over-the-moon…

As if it's not bad enough that Gawker Media has taken to bolting on related links to each and every article (creating a maze of visual distraction, confusion and frustration), this new(?) move to recycle old Dirt Bag columns is as non-sensical as it is annoying. Also, regurgitating *stale* gossip is not a good look,…

In the beginning Tom was supposed to be Katie's childhood star crush. I think the infatuation probably wore off in nanoseconds after the wedding, 'though.

Best case scenario: getting shot in the face screwed up this guy's psyche very badly.

When I started reading the article I was thinking, "this is a good example of how bad people can do good things and vice versa." But after getting to the end, I don't even think this guy's act of heroism was a good act. It seems more like getting revenge on the person who shot him in the face.

Total speculation ahead, obviously:

The LAPD is investigating death threats made against Chris Brown.

I wish everyone on the internet could have seen my husband's face when I told him about the Bieber/monkey debacle. Hilarious. He just couldn't get past the "he took the monkey to Germany" part.