Do... do you smear this on your vagina? Genuinely confused.

No. No. Who wants to be a virgin again? You're not going in the right direction, VBeaute. I want a lipstick that will get me all the sex, all of it, or at least make me look all sensual and shit. Start naming a line after burlesque dancers or something. I'd buy some Dita Von Tease Purple lipgloss, I would.

Was it like a van van or a mini-van, because a van van can fit a butt-load of people. Also, I can make no Schmidt-related gif promises. I can't find any positive teenager gifs, so I commend them and give them this:

EXACTLY. I didn't wake up thinking " Fiddle dee dee, today is a great day to murder a baby" when I got my abortion. I was sad. I was and am in no position to be a mother, and choosing to have the baby would've meant financial and emotional ruin. It wasn't an easy choice.

Well said. It’s like people completely forget that when someone needs Plan-B or an abortion it’s an emergency, not just for shits and giggles.

The biggest problem with Plan B that I have is the fact that people seem to really over-estimate its efficacy. It has, what, around an 80% success rate? Better than nothing but nowhere near as good as condoms or IUDs or hormonal BC.

One of my favorite HP quotes is when Dumbledore tells Harry "Youth can not know how age thinks and feels, but old men are guilty, if they forget what it was to be young."

I had to get plan B when I was 15, and I'm very glad Canada has no age restriction. No one wants to have to use plan B, in the same way that no one wants to have an abortion. It needs to be available to everyone though, cause shit happens.

OH MY GOD, JULIANNE MOORE.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE TAYLOR SWIFT PHENOM!!

Not necessarily, it also refers to the principal house of an estate.

Google tells me it can also refer to a large, stately mansion but I had the same thought!

Isn't a residence only a manse if it is inhabited by a Presbyterian or Methodist minister?

Do you really not see how things that are in the same broad category can be different in details? I can explain it for you if you like.

I'd like to offer just two things:

1.) Etymologically speaking, every currently "profane" word in the English language had a polite meaning at one point or another—we just decided to make certain words "dirty." The profanity of 2013 is most certainly not what was profane in 1913, and is unlikely to be what will be…

This is the kind of response I would expect from someone called 'MoeHandlebar'!

Fucking oath. This is a by-product of their puritanical heritage but Americans could afford to loosen the fuck up. Starting with their vocabulary. Any self-respecting Aussie will tell you: it feels fucking phenomenal.

Hey, Lindy I'm from Australia. You're preaching to the fucking choir.

Word. The shameful emails are AOL and Yahoo, not Hotmail. Gmail is better than Hotmail, but Hotmail is perfectly ok.

what's with the weird shame about hotmail?

as far as i know, hotmail is the only one with the "sweep" feature, where you can clear all emails that come from that adress at once.

(suddenly decide you don't like getting modcloth's emails? sweep them!)

it's so handy...