So I haven't been not wearing lipstick all these years out of laziness and unable-to-find-a-shade-I-like-since-I-am-so-pale-and-most-lipstick-looks-like-clown-makeup-on-me-ness. It's been for my health! Yay me!

What is the exchange rate of points to unicorn hairs? I'm asking for a friend.

1) I have no idea why I continue to be amazed at the innovation that is constantly poured into making sure that people can get Viagra. Not to belittle those who need it - seriously, I'm all for maintaining a healthy sex life. But fucking really?!?!? Millions of women out there in desparate need of healthcare, and…

duck lips or it didn't happen.

It doesn't work when you start a med the first time, but if it's a chronic medication that will be used in perpetuity (or at least for a long while) it's fantastic. I take...counting....9 or 10 medications every day and will for the rest of my life. Having them shipped is great.

Cool. Women, feel free to continue to show up at least once a year to get a BC prescription renewed.

I sacrified several mosquitoes to the Internet today, may it look favourably upon me always.

As a side note, Plan B will be available only to those responsible matrons over the age of 83 who can provide 4 forms of government identification as well as notarized proof of married non-sluttiness. One (1) goat sacrifice will be required.

He is an awesome dude. Nothing but respect.

I should not have loved the original as much as I did. Hopefully I'll be able to say the same of the sequel.

Plants vs. Zombies 2, the much-anticipated (and much-discussed) sequel to 2009's smash hit Plants vs. Zombies, will be out this July. Here's a teaser trailer featuring our good buddy Francis.

LF NFL contract, PST

As a Viking fan, I thank you Chris for your contributions to the team. Punters are people too! Chris will continue to have success both on and off the field as he is talented at more than just football.

"The best thing they could do for me would be to make me go abroad to different countries and work with children."

there comes a point where tacky goes so far around the bend that it becomes glorious, and this dress does just that.

Look at the pretties! Who doesn't have a soft spot for some fluff and layers? If I had either dress, this would be me, at every available moment:

Your girl, she's not very good ... she made you a dress that looks like you bought it in a store.

My first thought when I saw Honey Boo Boo's dress!

For some reason the bouquet colors remind me of Play-Doh.