This is how I felt when I watched this (three times):

Is this antique British wig available in the pubic variety? Yes, please.

I am so glad it's not just me. Twice a month for sure.

I'm not ashamed of mine in general, but at times it has made me feel ashamed. Also it makes life really difficult and painful sometimes.

I'd be more inclined to feel bad about my muffin top if the moniker wasn't so damn adorable. I mean, muffin top? Sounds adorable and delicious.

Oh my god, that picture of Jay-Z is one of those pictures where the eyes seem to follow you. Please stop looking at me, J!

I cut my bangs on the regular, no stress needed (but I leave the rest to the pros).

I'll never let go, Jack.

No experience being an adjunct, but I do have experience with fish. My favorite fish recipe is super simple: Salmon Dijon. I use olive oil instead of butter, but you can do either! It's so good.

I need some outside advice on this one. Current situation: Been employed in a job related to my college major (graphic design) for 4 1/2 years. Got a promotion a half a year ago. Prior to promotion, I sensed I needed a career change but then when I was offered a promotion I thought maybe the change and pay increase…