Shut yo face, Barilla!

Exactly. I'm with you completely.

Maybe that's it? I have no idea. Also maybe it's because men tend to be more turned on when women are visibly wet, so maybe they reverse that and think we're attracted to the same thing? That's one of my hypotheses.

This Dick pic received the worst reviews.

That would be my advice to all the men who submit: Please don't grease it up. It's not the same as the "everyone looks better with a tan" thing. Keep your dick matte!

I just had some serious LOLZ. I think it's nice that the reviews are so nice, though. Side note: Some dicks look a lot like greasy hot dogs in pictures. That's awkward.

It makes me laugh so hard!

I never meant to start a war! (Don't like this song, but I thought it was appropriate here haha.)

This is the best idea I've heard in years.

I would use this. It's not that I think I as a woman should be ashamed, I just don't care for smelly stuff in general. I don't like going in the bathroom after my husband uses it, either. I may just purchase this for my purse.

This is not your fault. Thank you for sharing; I know a lot of us can sympathize or at least understand. You are amazing, strong and courageous.

This week is "National shut the hell up week for Kevin Hart." ..... If your name is Kevin Hart, you are not allowed to talk, given your past history of idiocy. You're welcome, world. We'll happily await this week next year and for years to come.

"I love youuu."

I'm just here to talk about that kitteh. That kitteh is beautiful.

This is the only acceptable entry. Amazing.

Yep, that's it, right there.

Just tell me who to be so the menz like me, please! Just tell me who to be!

He's crying over the loss of freedom!

Abercrombie just needs to go ahead and die a slow, blonde, size-0, heavily perfumed death. Seriously.