Toyota be like

He’s fast, he’s a tremendous overtaker and strategist, and he’s not one of the robotic drivers that answer every question exactly the same. He’s got a lot of personality, which I guess it’s every fan’s cup of tea.

Wow, you weren’t joking. In the lede image the silhouette really gives a “pretty sure that’s a lambo dude” vibe, but then... wow.

The Toyota Blizzard Turbo was like a Jeep Wrangler but, you know, “jdm af.” [Image: Toyota]

This would’ve been so much better had it included this

Nonsense, that’s not a mall parking lot!

Electric Aztek sounds like a Tijuana Discoteca.

Should have kept 47 Lamborghinis in his backup Lamborghini account.

In other news, McDonald's unveils new Burger King.

Does it really need a screen? Oh wait. People don't drive these around tracks, but around LA instead.

There is none. The redline is set by your balls

I don't think stanceautoworks is a real company. They actually spelled all the words, using all the normal letters.

"slow seak" what?

...bro.

The smallest bump is enough at that speed. The front lifts, you hit the side, and gone.

I'm not seeing any Jeeps

In Seattle we have Vern fonk insurance. Best commercials ever IMHO.

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