No but just for contrast, my labor was 12 hours, 1.5 hours of pushing. Got the epidural early and slept through the giant contractions.

You’re being too kind. It looks like someone pooped on her lips.

Hey if you want I can tell him about how my uterus tore open and the epidural wore off *while they were cauterizing my uterus* and then they gave me pain meds and my blood pressure dropped so low that I almost coded.

“you turn to eBay, be prepared to pay roughly 10 times that amount. A single Lip Kit will presently cost you $130”

Doesn’t it totally seem like one of the Kardashians probably bought a whole bunch of them just to resell?

I just love that you used the phrase “since Khloe assimilated”

gaaaawwddddd

Has she ever been one to express concern for anyone other than herself? I don’t recall but I tend to block out that family.

That’s great that Kim is demystifying pregnancy and not pretending it’s all sunshine and kittens, but like... it’s way worse for someone who has her issues and DOESN’T have all the money in the world for the best doctors and care and tests and nannies and DOESN’T have to worry about going back to work because she…

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Josh Hartnett’s late-’90s hair was ... somethin’, wasn’t it?

Yup, there sure was! Sadly, Tom was not in it.

NEVER FORGET!

also i just found out MIRA NAIR is doing a movie with LUPITA NYONG’O and i am going to spontaneously combust from the happiness.

It’s very subtle and European in its cadence, and its palette.

brb gonna go follow that baby

I don’t think she knows the meaning of “vast majority”. Usually that means almost all, Carly. Not less than half. Just FYI.

Or actual lava.

As a former smoker couldn't agree more. It's disgusting!