Jessica Alba was briefly engaged to michael weatherly. They were on Dark Angel together. Remember that show? Ugh I loved that show.

See ya MoGlo!

Truly, that quote is one of the most valuable things to come out of MoGlo’s tenure at Jez. I find situations to use it in constantly.

He is, and a tough, seasoned one at that! He works in an office and everything. Sometimes he even wears suits to meetings, just like a woman might do.

You, on the other hand? Consistently Awesome.

Delicate, dramatic hurt man fee fees!

A 10 year old in my class was bleeding profusely today because he tried to sharpen his finger in his pencil sharpener to “see what would happen”. A 10 year old. With no cognitive problems. So I have zero problems believing that a kid would jam 45 of these stupid things in their hair.

It’s sad that Rubio, who seems to oppose abortion in nearly all cases (e.g. rape and incest even), is considered a “moderate” these days. I kinda miss McCain.

Lol perfect pitch doesn’t mean you always sing or play perfectly in tune.

Why do boys ALWAYS luck out with the beautiful eyelashes. My uncle seriously has the longest thickest blackest most beautiful eyelashes and I want to rip them off his eyes and implant them into my lids

I can’t disagree, compactness is not mentioned enough when praising men’s physical attributes.

I’ve been practicing yoga for DECADES and have NEVER come across a yoga class that gets “caught up in the eastern mysticism thing.” What’s your reference point?

You can thank Middle Eastern scientists and mathematicians for sooooo much. The computer we’re reading this on? Wouldn’t have been possible without base 10 numbers (thanks, Arabic numbers!) nor algorithms. In fact, if you notice a math word that has “al” in front of it, you can assume it’s medieval Middle Eastern in…

Don’t get me wrong, Sofia is one of the most beautiful creatures on the planet. I just wish she’d look different on occasion. She always has the exact same hair, makeup, dress style, etc.

She is a goddess, to be sure. But why the jab at Gaga? I think she’s talented in her own right - different, but also quite talented.

Actually a woman can get Botox and embrace aging at the same time -

Genetic counseling and/or screening is 100% covered if you have the family history to suggest a hereditary link. THANKS, OBAMA.

Did she do something to you because you seem a bit mad. Also how dare you say she was faking it or there was nothing wrong with her. Her Mother, Grandmother and her Aunt all died from cancer and that down to BRCA1 gene which Angelina also inherited. When you see that many family members die and you have such a high…