Swift doesn’t even try to get any moves popping; she just dramatically repositions herself, sometimes acting the lyrics out so literally it’s like an elementary school play.

Well she was a he going by the name Bruce at the time of the crash. I think it is perfectly reasonable.

“I have a big dick.”

And you ruined it! A pox on you!

I had no idea that Anthony Bourdain was such a shady fucking bitch! I think I must now love him! Yes, I must now love everything Anthony Bourdain!

Are those real restaurants or did those names come out of the Guy Fee-eddy Restaurant Name Generator?

I think he’d be insulted. He usually aims for entirely insufferable. And that’s why I love him.

I don’t remember where I heard it, or who said it, but the best description of Diners Drive-Ins and Dives is:

I am naming my first child after him. And I am not kidding.

Wait what is this perfume sample trick?

That is far and away my favorite work of hers. She was so friggin amazing.

The character in the book was 39.

“Why do you have the #28 in roman numerals on your shoulder?”

“It’s how many men I’ve killed.”

her extensions look really good.

I like this, I like it a lot. Whenever people ask me what I’ll do if I eventually regret my tattoo I say, “Look, I have all kinds of marks on my body that I didn’t ask for and I don’t like. I have scars, I have stretch marks, funny freckles, weird bumps, whatever. Those are all permanent too. I CHOOSE my tattoo, and I…

I don’t care if its right, I hate the “jif” pronunciation.

Or Mamma Mia (she could reasonably have made a tenth of any of the male leads there). Or Les Mis. Hello, Huge Actman is Wolverine and a big Broadway type star. I’ve read some places guess Dear John, but I don’t find that likely.

Schrodinger’s Immigrant. That is fucking brilliant. I’m totally stealing this.

I always love the invocation of Schrodinger’s Immigrant: “them illegals stealing our jobs while they sit around on welfare popping out anchor babies.”

I spent $40 on a serta memory foam dog bed this weekend and now my dogs have a nicer bed then I do. Of course they still sleep in mine. Such is life.