Violining
Violining
Violining

Welp, pretty much every tabloid called it. Which makes me wonder... what else do they know?

That’s because Bey Z has so much money now all they do is go on vacation and laugh at stupid white people who have to hustle 24/7 to even scratch at the surface of their power couple status.

I just assume everyone smokes a lot of weed.

It’s totally on purpose, right? The way your sponsored comment comes up a few seconds after your top headline loads, causing me to click on it? Native advertising is one thing, I’ve grown accustomed to that, but this, this is something else entirely and it doesn’t feel fair. What is it anyway? A #clicktrick instead of

It’s what you do on your bar mitzvah.

Holy crap.

You need new people. I’ve spent the last hour liking all the “FUCK YEAH RAINBOWS” posts.

Wat. Jesus. That sounds like torture. I’mma just hang out at home with my dog and my sweatpants.

But... taking it off, wasn’t that incredibly painful and/or possibly harmful? I have a hard time with band-aids, I can’t imagine trying to remove duct tape.

Everyone, just trust me on this: do not google image search pink sock. Don’t.

This is what I feel like right now becuase I am on coffee #4!!!!!!!!!!

Grinning and conspiratorial, all kinetic limbs and generous laughter,

I don’t think anyone will remember her by then.

LESBIAN SHITASSES IS LIKE, JEZEBEL INSIDE JOKES 101. Duh, Barack Ebola! Get with the times! :P

Charlize Theron: You dodged a bullet, girl. And thankfully didn’t have to use one on that wifebeater Penn.

But we also learned that sometimes you just Spokan’t

We have more that you can try if you want.

the most important thing i learned is that it’s spoh CAN and not spoh CAIN