All I’ve really learned here is that I literally cannot tell Dina Lohan and Kate Gosselin apart.

Where is Ari Schwarz with his Crazy List of Things Goopy Has Said, including, “I would rather die than let my kids eat cheese out of a tin.”

Hasn’t Gwynnie said literally the exact opposite before?

Damn. She even manages to make technology sexy. #GirlCrush

BLOCKED.

Unnecessary. Send this shit to Pitbull then. Posting this pic victimizes her.

Give me Mariah on her worst day singing over J. Lo on her best. (But yeah, the mighty has fallen an octave or two.)

Re: Milla Jovovich

Don't forget the millions donated to a PIZZA RESTAURANT for saying they wouldn't work at a gay wedding.

2/10

He’ll be around ;)

I promise you my mom has no clue what crowd sourcing is but I turned out fine.

I just donated simply because fuck people for trolling a goddamned gofundme that features a newborn baby.

BECAUSE POTATO SALAD GUY WAS AN ENTREPRENEUR LIVING THE DREAM BUT THIS MOOCHING BABY SHOULD PULL ITSELF UP BY ITS UMBILICAL CORD BOOTSTRAPS

So people feel okay giving money to cops who are on paid leave after murdering an unarmed citizen on camera but giving to a woman who gave birth to a child she didn’t know she was carrying on a fucking airplane is asking too much? That’s greedy?!

People get pregnant while using birth control all the time. As sex educators always say “No method is 100% effective.”

I said it before, I’ll say it again: The world fucking hates pregnant women and would be happy treating them like shit, unless it’s their own mother. Then she’s a queen!

Please please please do more Hysterical Man reviews!!

I had no interest in seeing this movie up until I read this.