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It’s a real life simpson

Is there a way we can add tags back to the main page? I can never find Dirt Bag anymore, and miss it at times, as the lead blurb is often one I would have normally avoided (like today for example, I usually have no interest in Kardashian related stories).

Good point. You should take this opportunity to tell us all about all the “top-tier art” you have created. (Besides your farts, which you clearly love the smell of.)

Buffy is studied as a work of art in colleges across the nation. Years later and we’re STILL talking about it. Just because it’s accessible doesn’t mean that it isn’t art.
Also, I would pick Firefly over Star Wars any day of the week. Just saying, I felt Firefly had more depth and a larger cast of characters who were…

When a woman gets rape and death threats on Twitter, she should totes ignore it. When a popular male actor/director/comedian gets criticized (by women) on Twitter, well, that poor, poor man! Why can’t those mean, internet bully women leave. him. alone? Why you bitches gotta bother everybody allll the time? Relax! I’m…

It’s a pretty damn radical difference.

Yeah, no.

At first I read the Bradley Cooper thing and thought it said he was dating Cristiano Ronaldo.

I appreciate your trust in Kylie but there is just no way that is true.

just overlining. yeah, that’s definitely it.

It’s part of the joke. There should be no accent, of course, on the English word “Mexican.” But making American things more Mexican is part of the joke in the article. Though I guess I just ruined the joke...

From what I understand, orcas in captivity don't usually live past 10 years, 20 at the most. There's a female in Puget Sound who is 103.

Except Pierce.

That is one unattractive family.

Cute dog though, I really feel bad for that poor pup

More like “pizza in action.”