Yep. It's punishing innocent children for having idiot parents.

He’s using anti-vaxxer hysteria to justify curtailing government benefits. I don’t like the anti-vaccine nonsense whatsoever, but pulling the rug out from under desperate families isn’t going to help, it’ll just make things worse for them. I don’t see this as any different than the law in Florida to force drug tests…

10 seconds on Google finds that the shirt most likely says “Eat Sleep Rave Repeat”. 10 seconds. It’s for sale on Amazon, even. http://www.amazon.com/Sleep-Rave-Rep…

“President Ted Cruz.”

Fuck. Yeah.

Let’s go!

If like me, you think she’s the best of a bad bargain, suck it up and vote for her. Thank you. We have a Supreme Court to think about.

Jez is a hotbed of pirañas waiting to take any morsel of potential outrage and shredding it to pieces.

... the feeding frenzy that this whole thing has unleashed makes me feel like Jez is just not a safe place to fuck up EVER

Everything about it is bad, tbqh! I’m disappointed by the dude, I’m disappointed by my fellow commenters, bad bad bad.

I’m not surprised that the baby’s name is relatively normal. There is no way in hell that J.T. would allow it to steal even a second of his spotlight.

It makes me picture a moustache twirling villain.

Bobby Finger is a shitbird hack, so I’m with you there. Nick Denton is a greedy asshole, yep. His editors are whores. Yep. Good job. Proud of you.

I give my husband a little pat on the tushy after I buy him something pretty. That way he knows I'm emasculating him.

...there’s nothing more emasculating than a woman pulling out her credit card.

That is the worst cat.

It took me way too long to figure out the joke there. I was all, “Batmo Timberlake? Is that a thing?”

“Timberlake (probably) sang a little song”

Missed opportunity.