Sometimes they show up at TJ Maxx. I bought Flash Dance there for six or seven bucks and I get a MILLION compliments when I wear it. Not great pics but it's freaking fantastic in person.

I’m glad you brought up food deserts. Detroit has over 600,000 people and only a handful of chain grocery stores—and two of them are Whole Foods. Most neighborhoods are served—if you can call it that—by independent convenience stores that specialize in overpriced, non-nutritious food (and make most of their profits…

Fuck this bastard. I’ve been on SNAP, and it is so little, especially for anyone having to eat a medical diet, and it already has so many ridiculous, petty little fuck-you-rules. You cannot buy premade food, unless you are homeless, elderly, or disabled (I can’t generally buy premade food anyway, but lots of other…

While we’re banning stuff, I want to ban hick states that elect anti-tax legislators from getting Federal highway funds and disaster relief, and ban companies in those states from receiving Federal contracts.

On one hand, Justice Nino sez we cannot allow a health care law stand that would lead to government-mandated broccoli. On the other hand, Congressman Jarhead McDouche here sez the government should mandate that the poor eat broccoli.

Except high calorie breaded not especially healthy fish sticks. Those are fine.

I live in a coastal community. Seafood, including lobster, is much cheaper here than other similar lean proteins. Higher order thinking skills are your friend.

“I have seen people purchasing filet mignons and crab legs with their EBT cards,” he said. “When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

See Pop/Soda is ok... you just can’t have that fancy stuff like Coke and Pepsi.

oh god. Nathan.

Who DOESN’T want to fuck President Obama, tho.

For a chick who actually needs *gasp!* basic things, like jeans, tops, and boots, her options are pretty good. If the price point and quality are things the line has going for it, I’d say that’s pretty good. Don’t be a snob, dear!

My mother’s cousin was in a wheelchair for years because of Lyme. She never got 100% better. You need to do some book learning son.

While everybody says no, I just hope you know what to do when you go hiking or do any outdoor-related stuff. Please don’t get any tick bites.

I get it. But, these are old nuggets and not very upsetting. Everyone is kind of making fun of you. To be a troll here, you really have to go for it now. The trolling standard here is super high. It seems like maybe spring break isn’t the time to try new things for you.

Exactly! It’s mandated by law that my female coworkers and I get 5 days of paid sick leave a month for our “periods.” We spend them drinking cosmos, inventing fake diseases, and plotting ways to better emasculate and subjugate men. And don’t even get me started on pregnancy, the biggest grift of all.

Oh honey. Is this supposed to be trolling? It’s so bad.