Second trimester horniness is so real.

I hope I didn't sound like an asshole. I haven't had enough coffee yet. I have an 18-month-old and I swear ibuprofen works so much better than Tylenol. Tylenol is garbage medicine, IMO. I don't have any other advice, just solidarity. It'll get better quick. Hang in there.

Baby ibuprofen.

No but just for contrast, my labor was 12 hours, 1.5 hours of pushing. Got the epidural early and slept through the giant contractions.

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brb gonna go follow that baby

Jessica Alba was briefly engaged to michael weatherly. They were on Dark Angel together. Remember that show? Ugh I loved that show.

Lol perfect pitch doesn’t mean you always sing or play perfectly in tune.

Any ideas on what lipstick shade JLaw is wearing? She looks so gorgeous!

And injectibles. So much injectibles.

go on...

She was SO amazing in Winter’s Bone.

That’s so cute!

Ahhh! My symphony just played the soundtrack to Nosferatu!

I pictured her throwing the doll over and over again, too! And I imagined her getting the giggles and people walking by giving her funny looks.

You’ll be fine. Really. Since my son was born a year and a half ago, it’s been tough, but he’s so flippin’ amazing that every day I just can’t believe how lucky I am. He’s so sweet and hilarious and clever and he loves me.

yeah that made me sad

I know, I was like

Yep! And only SIX Planned Parenthood clinics total! Out of over 700!