You seem fun.

Oh my god I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for your loss, and for what those horrible people did to you. I'm just a stranger on the Internet but my heart goes out to you. I'm so so sorry.

Gaaaahhh the cheese thing pissed me off so much when I was pregz. The only kind of cheese that’s less safe is UNPASTEURIZED cheese, and almost all the cheese sold in the US is pasteurized.

Wow. Wow wow wow.

That cracked me up.

Whatevs, I love Ulta. I love the open floor plan and the ample parking. I love that they have drugstore brands. I am old.

OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN

*sigh*

Or you coulda watched Hannibal!

It doesn't matter. ABORTION IS A LEGAL MEDICAL PROCEDURE

I still think that Taylor Swift/Joan Baez picture looks like two middle-aged lesbians getting engaged onstage at a Taylor Swift concert. That’s what I thought it was at first and I was like, “awww!”

Dang. That's a great response. I think I love Kristin Stewart now.

Yep. I have a 15-month-old son and when I read about little Aylan Kurdi, I cried every time I thought of him. In the car, at work, wherever. Shit, now I'm crying again.

Yeah, I’ve been wondering about her since this story first broke. I was hoping she’d get the help she needed. It sounds like she needed help long before, and we as a society failed her, and thus her son.

SCRUBS IS THE BEST

They both have terrible voices. Perry constantly sounds strained, like she's pushing out a big poop.

Twist ending!

Hey, liberals are here. You just have to know where to look :)

Sigh. Let me guess: you live in Seattle and consider everyone East of the Cascades to be clones of Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel? Listen: Washington State University well known for its programs in chemical engineering, veterinary medicine, agriculture, animal science, food science, plant science, architecture,…

Edit: oops, wrong thread.