Come sit by me. I love it too.

I'm a big ol' atheist, but it's not Christmas for me without Handel's Messiah. The whole damn thing. LOVE IT.

THE ABSOLUTE WORST. It's one of those that gets stuck on repeat in my brain while I'm lying in bed, trying to sleep. It's insidious and evil and must be stopped.

YES! I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING!! And then I was like, "is that eyeball-shaming?" But her eyes are LITERALLY twice the size of Billy Ray's. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN???

Classical musicians represent!

I thought the Justin noseboob picture was Steve Martin. I was like, "that's a really odd album cover for a banjo album..."

I know! That was brilliant!

OH GOD I ALREADY LOOKED IT UP

Wait,what? Is this a thing? Jeez, I think I'm about as terrified of pregnancy and childbirth as I possibly could be and then I learn about doctor-fisting?!

Yay Sandpoint! Plenty of cool progressives in North Idaho. And it's just so freakin' beautiful there.

I see what you did there.

I love this comment a lot.

Haahaa! I remember getting a ride to school with my friend's mom—she was drinking hot coffee and spilled it in the car. I though to myself "oh, this is why you're not supposed to DRINK AND DRIVE."

They're a huge part of American culture though. And most female American Jezzies grew up watching them. Many male readers, too. They kind of helped shape our views of femininity, romance, and relationships.

So sorry for your loss. And Bruno's.

Yeah, I caught that, too! Dang, that's a long time.

Seriously.

Who are the adorable people in this gif?? The cuteness!

That was my first thought exactly.