Two points;

Oh fucking wonderful. I have to share my wedding anniversary with those twats.

If you rely on blither like this to determine what will make you happy then I truly feel sorry for you.

And yes, a parent can change their mind. My father did it when I was 18 months old and he walked out. It's not unheard of that mothers give their small children up for adoption (though I think that happens a lot less often now than in the past). Maybe you can't undo the fact that you have a child, but parenting is an…

You truly find value in the debate about who is happier, parents or non-parents? Honestly? Just go be happy. I mean, I know the decision to procreate or not doesn't occur in a vacuum, but it's sort of one of those things that you shouldn't fall back on academic (and I use that term liberally here) studies about…

It doesn't go away either. Some days I can't imagine my life without him, and others (mostly on those nights when he wakes up 12 times in 10 hours) I have panicky moments and wonder what horrible folly I have brought on myself. Most days I am just content. I think that's probably true of most people, but they don't…

Yeah, it probably is inherently wrong because there is most likely some serious undiagnosed mental illness lurking about in there. Like, extremely fixated body dismorphia and I don't know what else.

I totally get what you are saying. As someone who went from not wanting kids, to wanting one desperately, to facing infertility and coming to terms with the fact that I may never have one, to eventually having my son a little less than a year ago, I have ridden this roller coaster in both directions.

I don't want to see Miley Cyrus, ever. And yet, she's there on the Internet, all the time.

What the fuck is wrong with people? Like, what makes someone think that an uncooked waffle is an actual legit reason to call 911? I just don't understand.

Before I went on maternity leave (and I am about to go back next week actually), I worked as a family service worker. So basically doing the dirty work of social work. I supervised visits with parents, did parental counseling, drop ins, and mentoring. Some of the shit I saw was truly frightening. It was exasperating…

You win the entire Internet this week. Well done.

Wow. At least you dodged that bullet? I'm grasping for a silver lining here.

One of the only female serial killers in history? Are you fucking kidding me?

Jesus, does that count as child porn. I think I would have called the cops.

What is this subscription box you speak of?

This x 1000000

When I was in 9th grade I was in the bathroom when the "popular girls" came in. They were always super mean to me and made fun of me regularly, tripped me in the halls, etc. Anyway, this time they decided to be nice to me. I was standing in front of the mirror and they surrounded me talking about how they wanted to…

I didn't want to eat liver, where the fuck were the authorities then.

But...but...who are we to argue with "God's Plan"?