You have my vote.

I live in a very rural area in the Maritimes and I don't even lock my door when I go out. If I am leaving overnight I will, but for groceries or to the post office? Nope.

YAY BURT! Congrats! You have just made Jezebel that much more fun to visit. :)

I shudder to think that in a couple of thousand years (providing we don't wipe ourselves out somehow between now and then) geneticists will trace a large portion of the human race back to this family, sort of like the whole original Eve project that was on Nat Geo a few years back.

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I had a wake up call when I found a kitten fetus in a jar. I get that it takes all kinds, but yeah, that was the moment when I realized it wasn't all triangle jewelry and crocheted infinity scarves.

Um, imagine how startled I was when I clicked on your link and saw one of my vintage scarves right there at the top ( I can assure you it's not racist). But yeah, some of the other stuff. Whoa.

7 sales...I had that many last week.

Plaid, and instead of "pink" on the ass put a moustache.

"...but are we supposed to believe this woman never goes anywhere without her baby, in case her baby gets hungry?" Yes. Yes you are.

A guy once told me he was a security guard, and he actually worked at McDonalds. I found out a few days after our first date when I went in to get something to eat on my lunch break. The weird thing is he knew where I worked, and this McDonalds was like, five doors down from me.

If a dude crawled into my bed in the dark and pretended to be my husband you can bet your ass that would be rape. How is this different, exactly?

His salary is useful so I keep it to myself, bro.

My husband works in the meat processing industry, so I know which chains use the good stuff, and buy from good suppliers etc and which you should avoid. This includes fast food chains and name brand stores.

"Have you seen evidence of the Devil lately?
You know, it is curious. In the Gospels, the Devil is doing all sorts of things. He’s making pigs run off cliffs, he’s possessing people and whatnot. And that doesn’t happen very much anymore."

I guess I have the gift of sight, because I totally see what you did there.

Hi! :)

Out of spite...