Damn it, you beat me to it.

Would antifagottini go nicely with antipasto?

Drinking while pregnant =/= exercising while pregnant.

On Writing was excellent. Also I was watching Lost at the time I was reading it so rabbit #8 was a cool homage...

How fucking sad is it that I am not even the slightest bit surprised.

Sometimes I linger over in the community forums on Etsy, and today the inevitable September 11th thread came up. Everyone was saying the typical, "I was doing..." thing, and one lady chimed in and was all "Hey look at my picture frame dedicated to firefighters". The fucking thing was made of wood and she was charging…

Sometimes I linger over in the community forums on Etsy, and today the inevitable September 11th thread came up. Everyone was saying the typical, "I was doing..." thing, and one lady chimed in and was all "Hey look at my picture frame dedicated to firefighters". The fucking thing was made of wood and she was charging…

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Redacted. Should have read the whole article.

Thanks for mansplaining that to me, but I am pretty sure I understand how satire works. The original wasn't a parody.

FWIW I didn't assume you were a man. :)

On the contrary, I know an asshole when I see one...

I see where you're coming from, but I still think it compliments the overall point of the song. If it is to be equally offensive to men as Blurred Lines is to women, that is currently the only available language to use, which in itself speaks volumes.

I don't know, that bit about splitting a girls ass in two is pretty close to castration if you ask me.

So his advice is that she should become a sad, pill addicted actress who ends up accidentally killing herself because she was depressed?

Is there a way that we could set up a shopping spree fund for her? I'd totally put money in to make this girl's day a little brighter.

I beg to differ. I think that it's essential to the point. It's a parody, so it's essentially making fun of the extreme nature of the bigotry from men toward women. I don't think these women are actually advocating castration or emasculation, but in order to show the mirror image on the other side, this language is…

I've toyed around with the idea of starting an Internet campaign to pay off my student loans. I'd only ask for 1$ from each person, no more, no less. My theory is that I could find 60,000 people willing to do that. It would be a social experiment, really.

11) Question: Are you at least 6 foot tall? Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

Answer: NO. And if this is your first focus or priority don't contact me. Instead, you need to FIRST "educate" yourself about the keys to success and happiness in relationships. These are not based on how many tattoos or inches on a…

Shit, I must have missed the memo.