I'm currently breast feeding my baby, and I am pretty gung-ho about it, but I intended on doing it from the beginning so I was definitely mentally and physically prepared for it and felt it was the best choice for my child and I.

I'm not shitting on anyone's choice to either breast or bottle feed but recognize that the creepy feeling you get from the idea of breast feeding is because your breasts have been sexualized and deemed only useful as a sexual object to men by a hyper-sexual patriarchal society. Boobs are there, in evolutionary terms,…

I don't think your husband's breast obsession has anything to do with being breast fed. I think it's because he's, you know...a dude.

Because Patriarchy.

I don't say "I feel like" (unless I am arguing with my husband), but my verbal tic is to punctuate my sentences with "Do you know what I mean?" as though despite being educated and well spoken, I couldn't possibly put together a sentence that would convey an idea.

I used to be a visual merchandising manager for Forever 21. I used to pair the Jesus stuff with the shortest skirts and shorts I could possibly find, just to entertain myself. And the girls that shopped there ate that shit up.

Whoopi's look says it all.

Tell me more about how interesting your life is.

I keep reading your comment trying to figure out who licked who's balls.

My dog once licked a guys feet while we were doing it...

You should get blasted for it.

I don't know but they should shove it right back in.

I think I see the problem.

Not that I know of. We're atheists.

I met my husband on plenty of fish. True story.

Jesus, it's a PERSONHOLE not a MANHOLE, duh.

Just leaving this here for anyone who hasn't seen it.

Yup. Basically if he were a stock photo, he'd be a picture of three people in business casual giving a thumbs up. ZZZzzzzzzzzz

I feel you, but there's a button for that. Blissful ignorance about someone's daily routine is a mere two clicks away.