lol hiiii *waves* (ex-pat, but still identify as SD liberal, seeing as how I came of age during that awful rape/incest abortion bill)

nope.

oh god, me too. i just realized that i just started dating troy three months ago and the whole reason i've been miserable is because he's a Troy. get me out of here!

i wonder how many times a day miley has to get waxed. girl is hairless.

Lindsey Lohan's phone case...

the song just does NOT go as hard as she wants it to.

oh man, i forget how beautiful she is.

Lenny Kravitz wins!

lololol. SO offensive. i had a similar experience where the guy kept asking 'why why why why'? one of my best friends is a gay man and at one point he verbatim said to me: 'i think you're actually just a fag hag who doesn't know how to get close to straight men.' really?? they're going to insult us after we've tried…

lol i like this lady. i want to get coffee with her.

you know, when i was studying journalism in undergrad, if i had known i might one day be able to research an article like this on my boss's dime, i would've just skipped graduate school altogether. woohoo! this is fun!

i feel like you are not a real person because your handle is "Dumbest" and you are saying dumb things so this is the last time that i'm going to engage with you. GURL BYE.

yeah, as of right now, they got it all. and i do realize that it doesn't protect against all strains, but the specific strains i had were the type that the vaccination is supposed to prevent. so, either i got it before i received the vaccines and my doctor missed it for 5+ years, or .. i don't know.

hey, good story! way to lack empathy, you seem awesome.

no. fuck this. i got both before i ever had unprotected sex and still got cervical cancer.

that is a VERY SHRILL VOICE holy. i mean, give us a decibel warning or something.

hahaha i don't know that one. but i am also very fond of "space boots! gotta put my space boots on!"

that will forever and always be the craziest intervention episode EVER. cream of the crop.

so many fun facts! i still think it's kind of sad that he obviously has values that don't necessarily align with the music he's creating.. which continues to perpetuate some pretty messed up stuff. but i suppose we all have a little cognitive dissonance with our jobs.

Oh BRAVO HELEN MIRREN.