The fact that he gets paid to take these blurry, no-technique, bullshit disposable-camera-looking pictures makes me want to set things on fire. Even if he wasn't a total shit as a person, he should not be employed in anything involving photography.

she didn't get the job and wound up marrying a guy 25 yrs her senior and living as a housewife in Connecticut.

I moved in with a guy I found on craigslist.

WHO CARES ABOUT APOSTROPHES WHEN THERE IS SO MUCH BEAUTY IN THE WORLD?

I liked the Weekly World News. They really knew how to do crazy right. :-)

I don't know if Kate Middleton is anorexic but she did follow the European princess handbook and drop a shitload of weight the minute she got engaged, just like Letizia of Spain who looks like a strong wind could snap her in half. They both look way skinnier than they did before they married.

Singing was never her forte. Britney is an icon because she is a great performer and is able to put on a good show. She knows how to entertain a crowd, so she'll always have a soft spot in my heart.

But, but what about the smell????

How do you spend thirteen hours inside a Wal-Mart? What do you do for all that time? You can't spend it shopping can you? I can barely spend a half-hour in a Wal-Mart without losing the will to live.

OHHH I should have mentioned them. It's weird, that coupling makes me so giddy dorky happy.

Billy Corgan/Jessica Simpson

Just saw yesterday that Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara are doin' IT.

Cameron Diaz is now dating one of the "Good Charlotte" twins. That's pretty weird.

oversight ALERT :

Really? Guess I'm not cool because I do this when I stay up all night.:

Can I just say, I got my wedding photos recently and am being a huge girl about it?

Maybe you can just go along with it and exaggerate. Like "Oh my god, you're so right! I'm a hopeless loser spinster! Please, whatever you do, DON'T wind up like me! Grab the first man you see and get him to marry you right away! It doesn't matter what he looks like, or if he's a jerk, just save yourself from the…

Tell her it's none of her business and to shut her face-hole. So what if she's sensitive. If she's going to dish it out, she can bloody well take it.

You are living my dream. I'd move to London tonight if there was a way. Ride the Tube, drink the cider and enjoy the socialized healthcare!

Unlike previous Julys Fourth, we're relaxing in the bug-free air conditioning watching movies, after having packed and carried 0 pounds of shit nowhere. It's glorious. My non-sunburned skin feels great and my legs are not asleep because I'm not sitting on the ground pretending to be comfortable. Plus I'm not making…