Good.

How come men aren't allowed to do their time in women-only prisons? Huh? That's, like, discrimination. Or something!

Muppet Babies—-they're all muppets and babies. What about the rest of us?

So because he is a feminist we should let him off the hook for a shitty article? No way! He should be called out for this ESPECIALLY because of his track record.

"Gee, this Mad Men show doesn't have a lot of doctors in it" — other brilliant commentary from this guy.

But think of all the men incarcerated in those women-only prisons! Dont THEY have a story to tell?

Yeah, where were all the ladies in Oz? TOTALLY underrepresented.

He's not wrong, but he IS an asshole. The show is about a WOMEN'S PRISON, is it not? I mean... of course there are no men in a women's prison. IT'S A WOMEN'S PRISON. And it's not like they arbitrarily chose to only show women, or chose a women's prison specifically— it's based on a book that are about a female…

I really want to know this asshole's opinion on the lack of women in the following shows:

- Escape from Alcatraz
- Shawshank Redemption
- The Green Mile
- Oz
- The Rock

"Well, you never know. I'm a very important person. I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

What?! Irrelevant?

I hate to make this about me, but JESUS, the reddit link explains so much about my mom!

That's so weird that your mom is also my mom. Hahaha, just a little "my mom is a horror who makes me want to stab something" humor. But in all seriousness, I cut my mom out almost right years ago and I've never looked back. Narcissists are the worst and having one as a mother, you know the person who is supposed to be…

Your mother is abusive and I suspect a full-blown narcissist. You don't have to put up with that. You have the option to drastically reduce your contact with her or have no contact at all.

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?

OK I haven't read through all this yet because I had to stop and mention how much I cracked up at "I have no idea. I don't know how long you're supposed to cook chicken at a million degrees."

Congratulations, Uber! <3
But I still think we have to fight about poutine.
ETA: Also, I will put sriracha in my pho tonight and think of you and your successes while I prepare my green smoothie for the morning, because I am now a dirty left coaster.

There is a special circle in hell for "amusing" flight attendants.

This is why I actually enjoy flying Southwest. The attendant said every piece of relevant info they needed to, in a way that people actually pay attention. Some of you may chastise their style, but I guarantee you that more people listened to this delivery than if they gave a dead pan "by the books" safety speech.

I bet you're fun at parties.