I work at a department store, and I suspect the vast majority of those comments are sincere. No one shops more at Nordstrom than Nordstrom clerks, who spend all day looking at clothes and plotting ways to combine sales and coupons so they can pay as little as possible for them. When I say, “Oh, this is so cute!” I…
Vintagejane
Vintagejane
She willingly sleeps with Donald Trump. This undercuts my interest in anything she might have to offer opinion on.
ugly-ass pants that need to die in a river of hellfire and never, ever come back again to make us think they’re flattering.
Apt to collect flies if left unrefrigerated too long!
It’s a good thing I’m not here to make friends, because I voted for ordering in.
New Hampshire and South Carolina, apparently.
Look at the people in the crowd. They are eating this shit up. It's like a parallel dimension, where do all these trump fans live? I haven't met one yet.
I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist. It doesn’t matter.
Stop giving these racist, sexist assholes business. Voting with your wallet really is the only way to make them have an epiphany that they need to change.
If you signed up for Ashley Madison with your work email, you should absolutely be fired. Not because of ethics, but because you’re too fucking stupid for employement.
Whatever, I’d totally watch this. 1) I used to live across the street from John Legend and he was THE nicest dude, me and my friend always ran into him when we were studying at the coffee shop on the corner of our block, and he knew we were in law school and would stop to ask us how studying was going. 2) People give…
Is there a nice way to tell someone they’re probably being unconscionably cruel to a captive animal by roasting them to death in their car while they chow down on cheap crappy cuts of meat?
You leave your partner at the hotel with the dog and get takeout. You get takeout and eat in the car. These are very simple solutions.
Colin can we have an episode of BCO that’s simply “Because Fuck Darden”?
Greek life bullshit needs to die.
almost as legit as the ol’ “i just went to their apartment to buy weed and then they took off all of their clothes like whattttt because real life is exactly like porn and then i ran away. k love you bye” excuse
Oh man, I was where you were a year ago and I promise it gets better. It’s the friggin’ worst right now though. Sending you good thoughts, lady.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND I LITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW YOU CAN SPEND THREE YEARS W SOMEONE AND THEN BE LIKE ACTUALLY LOLOLOL JK NM