If you call someone a faggot (while you're shoplifting, no less), I think that you should be so lucky that they stop at just Febrezing you.

"She's pregnant."

There's not one goddamned thing worth stealing from a Family Dollar.

How does one get from Ooo Creepy Internet Stories to LET'S STAB THIS GIRL 19 TIMES? This is like blaming heavy metal for Columbine.

Leave the good sea lord out of this.

Her mother was a black African. People think she is white due to her supposed beauty, but quite frankly this is white people assuming she must have been white to be as beautiful as she was. She was at least part black and was not Greek.

There have been studies done to show Cleopatra's mother was black, making her at least biracial, and yet they still decide to cast a white actress? Seriously you would think Jolie would be bored with taking roles from black actresses after A Mighty Heart but I guess not...

Thanks for the validation of what I already suspected from my last relationship and how it (negatively) affected my habits. I knew it was his fault ;)

Miranda Kerr is "unappealing"?

This explains why my cat and I just lay around all weekend, and why I've started puking up hairballs on the carpet.

If this was as difficult to assemble as it was to read, I hope you get some time off soon. That was downright chilling and you deserve some sort of medal.

Are Kimye normal'ing as a vacation tactic?

I can't zoom in, but is this Andre Leon Talley dressed as Satan, behind Jaden Smith dressed as Virgin Batman?

I was first introduced to Maya in my teens. At a time when I felt isolated, confused, alone, and conflicted. I lived between two worlds - black and white and the black kids at school didn't let me forget it and neither did the white ones. I felt low and shy and angry and couldn't make friends, couldn't get comfortable…

"Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,They think I'm telling lies.
I say,It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me."

Here are two short videos about Bunny that are NSFW but worth watching for more photos/some words from the woman herself.

haha!!! get your laugh on white people...i'm sure you think fat, black, exploited kids are hysterical

She is so over it already.

I hope that's written in the guest book somewhere.