Amanda Seyfried's dog is crazy photogenic.

Gary Oldman is champion of f**ing everything!

This is great news! Yeah, organ failure from starvation's going to suck, but I'm 99% sure I'll enjoy about 2 weeks of crazy wide thigh gaps before that happens.

It makes me sad that you would think that.

WORTH IT.

So what you're saying is, I should just go to Taco Bell, because that's not food. Isn't that what you're saying?

Yawn. This sums up my feelings about Katy Perry:

First thought: "MUST GO EAT POTATO SKINS AND SUPPORT THIS AWESOME GUY"
Second thought: "Shit, I live in Scotland"

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

He's lost her. He doesn't know it yet but he has. Game over dude.

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

Worse then either the fairies or Marnie were the meth cooking panthers. That was the worst.

I'm sorry Mark. I like you but you're entirely wrong. THIS is an example of corgi's losing their shit:

"Compromised" means "the dickwad we hired didn't know that even though the office bros laughed at the picture he found on 4chan, we're in shit if he posts it."

>Our intern is an idiot
>Hackers
>We confused the image and posted the wrong one
>Taken out of context
>Take a joke
>Internal error

Hah. Trying to get the "oh, if people just worked harder" types to think about the issue in any other light besides "I'm awesome and you're not," we might actually be able to make some headway on better food and work policies.

How shocked would everyone be if the Kanye/Kardashian marriage turns out to be more solid than the Jay-Z/Beyonce one?

It's like we are focusing on the relationships where people get jerked around.

All of this Bey-Z drama has caused me to realize that I am way too invested in people whose music I don't care too much for, and whom I will never know personally.