Oh Kate Upton. You've got some really nice. . . attributes. You lucky woman. I'd kill to have my body look like that.

this is the most glamorous picture of someone drinking urine i've ever seen.

Ummmm...what about Head Unfriendly Black Hottie who knows the reality of the struggle and exactly what it is to suffer the wrath of unplanned for precipitation upon a freshly laid 'do?! And Jessica Lopez, who is not limited by the physical constraints of her paraplegia and manages to stage dive in a damn wheelchair…

Completely aside from the craptasticness that is tabloids, I'd like to clarify that the pacu fish has the worst mouth:

It's all about boundaries.

I find it endearing that Dodai's limit is Duck Dynasty. I mean, 6 Degrees of Lindsay's Love Life can be discussed but DD cannot.

Miley's headed down a dangerous drug. You can easily OD from just two marijuanas.

dude, thundercats, i don't know if this is the urban legend of jaded waitstaff, but i once heard about a restaurant in new york or something where the whole point is for your servers to be relentlessly rude and mean to you. that's the whole schtick. dream job right there—i have years of passive aggressive comments…

If you're going to have sex in public and then talk about it in a magazine interview, don't act all fake-embarrassed about it.

I would be so pissed if I paid an exorbitant amount of extra money for the luxury of first class and the two people next to me were having sex under a blanket. Even if one of them was John Legend and I got to go to Thailand afterwards.

It's nice to drive a fast car once in a while, but it's not always ideal for daily driving.

I had no idea this was a thing. Ouch!!!

Dry sex isn't about lube. It's a practice in some parts of Africa where women apply some kind of paste (can't remember what it's made from) before sex that dries out their vaginas so that they don't even have their natural lubrication. It would make even sex with a normal sized dick painful but with a big one, it …

Six inches is considered "big?" Yeah, no.

I was in a long-term relationship with a guy who was significantly larger than average. I think he used this as an excuse to not engage in other forms of foreplay, as though the size was all I needed.

This has been my experience as well, so we're at n=2.

"So why'd she leave you, man?"

In my personal experience, the men I've slept with who had significantly smaller penises tended to put in a lot more effort towards my pleasure. One of them straight up told me that he intentionally "tried harder" because he knew his penis was small.

Men with small penises did this study.

I would like the guy from the first story to kick the guy from the second story