I FORGOT A GOOD ONE. I was on BART, during rush hour when the trains are packed. I was standing up near a woman who was sitting down. With no warning, she scoots to the edge of the seat, reaches up her dress, AND PULLS HER TAMPON OUT, it's DRIPPING BLOOD, and she STUFFED IT IN THE SPACE BETWEEN THE SEAT AND THE WALL.

Hand to heart truth. In Amsterdam I saw a very large woman, both weight and height wise (she had to be over six foot, and around 300 lbs of fat and raw muscle? Lady was built) drop her trousers and squat against the wall of my Hotel, while relieving herself of both Numbers 1 & 2. She was using her little person…

Three men in the middle of a field in Afghanistan taking turns fucking a sheep.

I was riding the MUNI to work, just before the morning rush hour. A disheveled looking gentleman hopped onto the car as the doors were closing, and proceeded to stuff both his hands into his pants and begin rummaging around.

Once the doors were closed and the train had begun moving, he started to hurl the contents of…

Justin Beiber Concert.

As opposed to the holidays that have been here since long before human kind?

If you are one of those "classy" ladies who don't swallow. Go crawl into a hole with Ellen DeGeneres and learn to eat pussy, because that is what you are. Spitting is for quitters, you swallow that sweet 'n' salty mix like the real woman you are.

Agree.

"Dick pics are God's gift to women" ??? Definitely written by a guy.

I could suck dick for like 7 minutes

No complaints here. She deserved it. I'm not going to praise People for their decision until I see MORE people of color being picked number one. Too many of them are being overlooked.

Oh it's already happening. Started about 15 minutes ago.

And cue the racist commentariat in 3...2...1...

1. Ex

I wish I could stay at hotels when I visit my family.

'She was a horrible decorator. Money cannot buy you taste. She would put plaid with stripes and all sorts'

I can believe that Oprah can be a not so pleasant person but nothing is trashier than shit talking family members for personal gain, so Team Oprah on this one.