Habsburg wannbes...

Was it something about being sent to blow up a German tank but failed because they burned their lips on the exhaust pipe?

As long as Tesla doesn’t delete Autopilot while you’re napping behind the wheel there should be no problems.

Spent most of July into August as a Fu Manchu with the Wuhan Flu.

Been waiting a long time for someone to invent a real life stunt helicopter that can do 3d aerobatics similar to what they do with RC helicopters.

Prone pilot submerged in a liquid filled capsule breathing liquid?

It wouldn’t be the first time so to speak. It’s believed George Washington’s death was caused by too much “bloodletting” performed by his doctors.

Well I suppose this means that Red Bull and AlphaTauri will have to move over to Formula E.

But its ghost exerted a lot of “Brawn” on the competition during the 2009 season.

For that kind of money they were probably served filet OF hooker along with other exotic endangered animals.

Then throw the horses overboard.

Looks like some kind of repurposed U-boat engine.

Sounds like almost as much fun as the Sparkomatic display was at Walmart.

...Or a character in a W. Somerset Maugham story.

No kidding! Around here they’re asking $2,500 for “Bengal” kittens without papers.

Don’t spill any water on the shag carpet or the pot seeds will start to sprout.

3,300 baguettes due at signing.

Getting your Toughskins bell bottoms caught in the clutch was a risk we were willing to take.

I recently re-watched the 1979 Mad Max film and found myself quite amused at how terribly skinny the rear tires were on those old literbikes.

Who puts a KRYPTONITE CHRISTMAS TREE in the Fortress of Solitude!