Frank Lloyd Wright meets the Flintstones.

It is my understanding that in the city I live teachers pretty much only can move up pay grades by getting a master’s degree.
BTW, it is also my understanding that the average fireman’s pay around here is $150,000 per year. No college education or master’s degree necessary.

‘Tis the season for all to enjoy a lovely pressed ham.

As Trump softly caressed his cheek he was heard saying, “You know son... you have a bright future working as a human roach clip.”

And then Trump went on to mention Alice Kramden being the first woman to the moon.

Center brake light went on less than a split second after the strap broke.

We’re still waiting for that “10% middle-income tax cut” Trump promised right before the midterms.

Nothing else can suck through a hole in the wall quite like the vacuum of outer space.

Manual would be three in the tree which would remind them of their many golf shots into the trees which makes it a definite no go.

I’m pretty sure I had some Hot Wheels cars back in the early 70s

In a Vantablack frictionless paint job.

Perhaps we’re overdue for an updated remake of the 1986 movie Soul Man.

“The only thing that stops a bad guy with motor oil is a good guy with kitty litter.”

...C) mobile phone horizontally mounted on belt clip.

Translated from Italian:

Toyota Supra $50,920

Our daughter, now 8, slept in the exact same model car seat pictured in the article until she was over 6 months old. She wouldn’t fall asleep in her rocking bassinet and the car seat fit perfectly onto it so I was still able to rock her to sleep.

You all just wait.

The kid version of me wonders why it didn’t take off flying with the doors open like my Matchbox cars would.

Are you allowed to repair one of those yourself?