Whoever designed this had Kim Dotcom in mind.

Who’s loofahing Melania’s stretch marks?

I’d wager Trump fantasizes about Ivanka painted in gold.

Useful during Finland’s 10 month long winters.

Bill Murray was slated to play him in a shelved 2000 production.

Perhaps the closest thing would be a feel good movie titled The Bhangra of the Anand Karaj.

It’s a car, not a comic book.

I wonder what line of business Phil’s in that affords him the ability to drop $1,500 on a young, single mom’s set of tires? Smoked meats perhaps?

Sounds very exotic.

Lost it in a tragic pillowcase changing accident.

To be honest I had to Google Michael Scott... I was a fan of the British Office, which led me to watch Extras, which I think is brilliant and better than all.

Remember way back when four children died from under cooked Jack in the Box E. coli burgers?

This is true, “John 3:15" on the bottom of the drink cups.

Way back in the day I was driving on a Chicago freeway and a version of this car was coming down the on-ramp and when he gunned it the car violently wobbled and got all squirrely as it entered the freeway right in front of me.  It startled me and I thought he was going to lose it so I had to hit the brakes pretty…

We recently started using Himalayan Pink salt...

But what about the “major tax cut for middle income people” that Trump told us about right before the midterms?

Get your windows tinted... problem solved!

~$4,700 for 40 year old tech, besides front disk and rear single shock? I suppose it’s still a better value than the $4,000 that Honda is asking for their Monkey mini (trail 50) bike.

I don’t know... perhaps the FBI would follow up by sending over their own version of a “Gio” character to try to procure some “lads?” Of course doing it all on the DL.

Do you suppose someone’s going to put out a body kit to make this car look like a Fiero?