You could get this W12 Phaeton - and a ton of free coffee in the VW dealer waiting room - for the price of a used Camry!

Nonsense. I’m very, very good at my job (he says modestly), but if I hit a coworker, I’d be out on my ass. Most companies I’m familiar with have pretty hard and fast rules about this sort of thing.

I have an old Navy practice bomb in my house. I’ve been considering attaching a mailbox to the fins and burying it nose down in the front yard.

I drove the Eagle version for a while during my run of cars from the Copart auctions.... It led to one of my favorite cop stories ever.

Should’ve got the Camry.

Frequently when out shopping with our Porsche Boxster S I will have to open both trunks to load all of the groceries or etc. When I do this it is not uncommon to see somebody who wants to peek at the engine and will look up front. Then when they see nothing they will move to the back and look stunned when they still…

I have a good answer if someone asks how much it costs...just say “Sorry, it’s not for sale.” If they are stupid it will confuse them, if they are a little smarter, they will get they went over the line. (I’m going to assume they aren’t smart or they wouldn’t ask in the first place....so stupid and a little smarter…

For me it was the Acura TL. Went from this pretty great looking car:

Democrat on Democrat crime is not ironic.

Not always true. I turned in my MKZ and leased a ‘14 Ford Flex with never once talking on the phone to my saleswoman. First time we talked or met was when I walked in the door to pick up the car (loans were already done and signed before I got there.)

Tonight on Top Gear.

To people with these Salt Life stickers (I live ~4 hours from the closest body of salt water yet I see these on a daily basis) and Yeti stickers (its a fucking cooler brand??? Look at what kind of cooler I have! it’s like putting an Igloo logo sticker on your car) Funny enough these are usually found on lifted bro…

My parents own both a prius and an i3. My life is the struggle.

I’ve always kind of thought of it more along the lines of “most people aren’t car people. They probably drive up to *insert brand* lot and just get whatever tickles their fancy that day.” I wouldn’t literally disassociate from someone that owned any particular car, but I do make judgements based on their choice in…

These things. They’re so bad, we banished them from the car to the kitchen floor so we could work on behavioral simulations. No, not really. We had to clean the seats.

Why does Jalopnik (an American autoblog) cover cars, or entire manufacturers, that will never be seen on American streets?

I don't really care for bulky crosshovers.

1) You will not stay within your budget.