They are basically taller Jawas without the cool cloaks. You'd think that all that prowling around back country farms would one day lead them to the mother of all serial killer hideouts/rape dungeons. Now that I'd watch.

Don't know if I have a nominee here, but reading NEW YORK CITY made me want Pace salsa. Damn I'm suggestible.

Elder bro's United Way sketch is a tough act to follow but I'm hoping for good things.

Thanks for maintaining that list. Just split my twitter life in two, one geek/work acct and one for well, this sort of thing. Telling all those spambots where to find me now took a while!

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Montee Ball Arrested For Lamest Offense Ever

According to AA, Dani Benitez.

Guy in the white pull-over, probably a sub. Walks immediately off frame to the right after throwing it.

The soundman's frustration grew each time Payton attempted to sing backups with a clipboard covering his face.

Hah nice. I must have arrived after Koala and it sounds like it's a good thing I did. Hell of a show, thanks for the article!

Kid Koala? I was at what I thought was that show and Beta Band opened up, maybe 2 different tours but the one I saw was also up there as one of my favorite moments. Pyramid Song being played under a full moon.

Tipper's description of a Beastie Boys show makes me really want to go to a fucking Beastie Boys show.

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Today in unfortunately categorized Jezebel posts:

Let it flow like a mudslide...

I'll take Fred Durst and use my remaining balance on as much Papa Roach as it will cover.

Does Fred Durst still even count anymore?

I think most Bob Seger song titles work as Derby horse names too if you want a few more to choose from.

Class move.

I love horse names. It's like "Pick any words that aren't names and that's your horse name". I want a horse named Steve Henderson to win the Kentucky Derby.