I'm coming to take your guns, all of em.

Man, the Golden Globes were no joke this year.

You train UFC bro?

Goodness knows Goodell has never been accused of targeting certain players or organizations, has he? After all, a legitimate sport like professional football would never hear of such a thing!

So by that logic, no sport with both a men's and women's division that don't compete against each other is a sport either.

Well aren't I hornswaggled! By gum you got me there!

Wow, getting a photo of a newly discovered species of bear would be special—a real Kodiak Moment.

This. Who knew a house that was bigger on the inside than the outside could lead to such horrors. Really messed my dreams up for a while.

Illinois should legalize ivy

I just hope they didn't use their hands.

You make one ignorant, racist comment about Amistad on your iPhone and it Hounsou forever.