GIVE HIM THE MONEY!!!

Beautiful joke, you meant Dahmer though

Just point out Chris that one of the nutrients that Ketchup packet has that ramen doesn't is vitamin C, which prevents scurvy.

I mean what would you do in the real world. You would either try to tune the person out or hanging around that person. I dunno about you but I tend to avoid or ignore racist assholes in the real world more than I do in games. In games at least I have a better option.

While generally I dislike sports where flopping or faking injury becomes a game mechanic that doesn't mean the people who play them are any less tough. While I despise the use of flopping in Soccer I understand that the problem is with the officiating and rules, not the individual players...

What about "faggot"? Think about the problems surrounding people like Kobe for using that word. I think the point he is making is that words aren't the problem pervasive systematic racism is the problem and believing it can be solved with a penalty is delusional.

http://deadspin.com/two-separate-h… Is anyone surprised... really?

+1 for use of "Old Tennesee Smoky Moonshine"

Tell that to the Saints.

But faster

I am saying that likely you are someone who has spent a fair amount of time reading their columns on various social sights and finely detailing how you are more manly than them... which they would appreciate with all of their hearts. There is no alpha, there is no beta, there is no delta, there are assholes and…

Not sure if this got posted but I claim shenanigans. The fine gents (sarcasm) associated with the men's rights movement have alpha/beta distinction down to a science. You sound to versed in it.

Might I just say this isn't even remotely funny. We worry a lot about the health of the players when it comes to head injuries but MRSA can quickly become a life threatening condition. The Buccaneers organization needs to lock this shit down or consider moving their facilities for the remainder of the season.

Where is Rome?

Anybody else confused as to why a guy who is claiming to be a counselor has the name dope?

Aww you grew up in one of those tiny states that have tons of history and high suicide rates.

Seriously though don't look up the search terms "bear party" on the internet.

Oh no, Mr. Giambi has his boom stick again, cheese it!

At least nobody called him a cocksucker...

Why are you on deadspin?