Not sure if this got posted but I claim shenanigans. The fine gents (sarcasm) associated with the men's rights movement have alpha/beta distinction down to a science. You sound to versed in it.

"You you're ok, this lady REAL fucking ugly!"

TNG Episode Schisms was scarier.

Might I just say this isn't even remotely funny. We worry a lot about the health of the players when it comes to head injuries but MRSA can quickly become a life threatening condition. The Buccaneers organization needs to lock this shit down or consider moving their facilities for the remainder of the season.

Toilet Paper... we really can't figure out a better method?

Where is Rome?

You mean Pants Magic?

Anybody else confused as to why a guy who is claiming to be a counselor has the name dope?

Aww you grew up in one of those tiny states that have tons of history and high suicide rates.

Seriously though don't look up the search terms "bear party" on the internet.

Oh no, Mr. Giambi has his boom stick again, cheese it!

At least nobody called him a cocksucker...

But who would be on top.

Why are you on deadspin?

No gods in Sci-Fi (unless they die)

Also the fact that the Emberverse is touted as a "Sci-Fi" series even though 5 books in he gives up and the change was caused by Wiccan gods.