We librarians are still patient and long suffering. Now it just involves explaining to patrons that we don’t know their AOL (!) password and no, the My Documents folder on the public computer does not contain the items from their home computer’s My Documents folder.

I LOVED this when I visited Australia. They don’t even have pennies - everything was either rounded up or down to the nearest $.05. It was brilliant.

bc she’s actually in love with Karlie Kloss

I don’t even care what their attitude is, I’m just sick of people not wearing actual clothes in public anymore. I have pretty low standards, and I still put grown-up non spandex clothes on before interacting with people who aren’t my immediate family or workout buddy.

Don’t make fun of our vowels and I won’t make fun of yours. Our laptops are made by blackberry and, like enforced wearing of lululemon we must purchase them all. It’s basically a soviet gulag up here. We can only clean our bathrooms once a month when the lysol shipments from the usa arrive. someone send help. or build…

I had a thoracic surgery a year ago, and whenever I catch people staring at the scar, I say really loudly and cheerily, “It’s from where they took out the tumor!” They look so embarrassed they usually back the hell off after that ^_^

“Scar? What scar? OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST AAAAAAUGH WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AAAAAAAUGH!!!!”

I mean, you can think you’re treating yourself better and being responsible while also acknowledging that you’re denying yourself something delicious.

These are women protesting against violence against women at the premiere of a movie that focuses on the women’s rights movement.

I’ve had some pretty good goses, as well as some terrible and downright weird ones. I still want someone to brew a gose called “There Is A Light That Never Gose Out.”

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

One can infer that if that’s the first listed definition by number, that there are other definitions for pizza listed and numbered as well.

You cannot really have misunderstood this.

My niece walked in on me changing my tampon and I said something like “Oh hi, I’m having my period.” Her alarmed reply: “AGAIN!? BUT YOU SAID IT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE TWELVE!”

my 3 y.o. daughter put a cheerio in her vagina. I had to pull it out. she asked to eat it and I said “No, we don’t eat things we put in our vaginas.”

Forgotti.

My friend did a version of this where she left up an album of her and her ex but used MS paint to draw over him in each one. It’s great. And there is a pic of her making out with a giant MS Paint banana, so win for everyone really.

When I broke up with the love of my life, I went through all our pictures from travelling and photoshopped him out of them. It was cathartic and I don’t regret it. Plus now I look like I went on holiday with an invisible man and it’s hilarious.