my niece is crying so hard her mom is letting her skip school tomorrow

Everyone does get that they're not closing these brands, but rather looking to sell them, right?

Well, "twat" does specifically refer to the female sex organs, but it's not a term whose use is reserved exclusively for women.

I know someone who registered there for her wedding, returned all the gifts for cash, then re bought what she really wanted using the 20% coupons. She got presents and earned money. Simultaneously incredibly shitty and impressive.

oh my god peak bro

George Gershwin didn't have help writing "Rhapsody in Blue." So, I really don't like it when people call me a DJ.

But when he said "69 bro!" and put his hand ups for a high-five, she came back.

Girl I'm not even that good at sucking dick and even I can do this.

#FF0080

A friend from high school does, like, Windows 95 quality editing of her pictures. It is hilarious. She always makes her eyes super dark so she looks like a character from one of those Japanese horror films (I'm assuming she's tryng to correct red eye), and uses some kind of softening filter so everyone looks fuzzy.…

I'm going to defend your sentiment and right to giggle at the fashion advice given here. The title of this article is "how to look great at any age" and, aside from the health advice, which really shouldn't be news to anyone, the rest has little to do with looking great and everything to do with being comfortable. The…

She's being mocked for incompetently Photoshopping herself, though. Look at everything anywhere near her ass!

Haha this is a service my BFF and I perform for each other, as middle-aged women. "Am I over the edge into crazy old lady?" we ask. I always run the risk of looking like that lady community college teacher who does homestays in Central America in the summer and always wears some Guatemalan fabric and a rustic necklace…

Here's to hoping that Frozen 2 is about Elsa finding her princess charming.

Real talk: Tangled was a better movie than Frozen.