I'm not telling you what to do, I'm not very subtly implying that you're probably not the special snowflake you think you are. xx your friendly internet rando.

Hahahaha no, and by the sounds of it that's a good thing

I wanna see photos, that sounds adorable!

You really wouldn't have. When everyone's in the same boat it feels entirely normal - you probably would've been one of the many kids constantly trying to find new and inventive ways to break the uniform code, but you would've been just fine. Thousands and thousands of 'FASHION IS MY VOIIICE' kids manage to make it…

Uniforms do not suck. I wore one for 12 years (like 99% of kids in Australia) and it was ace. At the same time, a also agree that shaming kids because of leggings is stoooopid. They're not really any more/less revealing that what you'd wear to play sports, and horrible precedent to say it's because they're…

THIS WOULD BE MY NIGHTMARE

The flight they were on only goes for an hour. That's 138 seconds out of only 3600! That's...some kind of fraction! URGH SINGING!

Yes, but it was 3 minutes at the beginning of the flight...If that were my flight I would be VERY annoyed at them interrupting my VERY important 'sit here and intensely contemplate your IMMINENT DEATH' time. That is MY time. They can sing it at the end of the flight, when the wheels are back on the ground, and it is…

THIS. When you're looking at the cost, you have to factor in time and energy as well. This is so true of DIY stuff. Sure, that printable off etsy is cheap, but you have to buy all the paper and envelopes, to print it (do you you know how much ink you'll go through for full colour invites?), cut it (do you have a paper…

Totally needs to be considered if you're doing your own flowers! I would recommend hiring some floristry/event planning students/your third cousin with a good eye for detail do help out on the day.

YES....Also all those budget articles that talk about going to a hair or beauty college for cheaper services? This works for flowers too. As long as you're pretty chilled that you might not going to get a magazine worthy result, people doing/just finished a floristry course are looking for experience. You should still…

Telling someone they need to shill $600 bucks two weeks out is lame. A firm but polite '$600 is not in our budget, let's talk about other options'. Also SEVEN groomsmen? They'll live without one.

Monday morning, made.

I grew up in a sub tropical cliamate ... the thought of NOT putting your butter in the fridge, i find soooooo weird. Like, it's just gonna melt, and ALL the insects gonna find it

cool story bro

That's because they're not "removing" anything.

I just sent this through to a friend who used to work for a trashy magazine (so maybe more in the same vein than you know, actual journalism) and she said that when they were doing 'hot or not' or something similar, they would NEVER request photos..she said even with their fairly loose ethical standards, if you're…

YOUR wedding didn't take a year to plan, Judgey Judgeface. Some people want certain things that they need to book a year in advance...some people just happen to book a date a year away and spread the planning over that time. Some people have complicated financial/family/work situations which might make it harder to…

I do all the laundry because its a chore I actually enjoy. I get immense satisfaction out of a pile of dirty stinky laundry turning into a pile of lovely clean nice smelling folded/ironed clothing. But dishes...dishes can fuck off.

Because it's Australia, so they're probably earning about 20 bucks an hour.