I hate sweet yoghurt with a fiery burning passion. Natural yoghurt rocks my socks, usually for replacing sour cream or with every kind of middle eastern or indian or greek dinner...but sweet yoghurt can suck my stinky foot. It's like ice creams lamer, grosser, imposter cousin. Sweet yoghurt is like that boring girl…

Please tell us more about this school with the married people and pregnant people and married to the history teacher and chauffer driven other people. Please also tell us why this school hasn't been immortalised in some kind of mtv show!

ahhh the old 'yeah gonna get sweet threads today! no everythings terrible and polyester and why does this fit weird and i hate this and stuff it i'm gettting cosmetics'...EVERY TIME

I don't know what size you are but dorothy perkins and next do most of their range up to (british) size 20