Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

This is exactly the correct response.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Honestly, this is funnier than anything any of us could hope to comment:

Dearest Mother,

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday

Fuckin hell, I’m a mediocre middle-aged white man, where do I get in on this shit?

Pretty sure Gruden is eventually going to go plaid.

Bill Walton on this game: “It’s never over. It just changes.”

In Soviet Russia, girl gropes YOU!

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

2019's standards in 6 words.

Fuck boomers, they’re singlehandedly responsible for the mass exodus of “Made in America” and then in their senile, milkshake and bagel dementia turn around and cry about how manufacturing left the US. Fucking cancers. The faster boomers die the better. Fuck those shitstains

“Move the fuck on No Body Gives A fuck about You Or your problems”

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

Ah man, I loved Bill Walton as an NBA guy. His pairing with Snapper Jones was probably my favorite broadcast tandem of all time.

I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure.

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

@RobbieAmell is outside pumping up a football