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Is he though? First off, I hate Arod. Hes a prick and he has always been. But he is pretty entertaining and knowledgeable and has good chemistry in the booth. Do you remember how bad Jason Witten was in the booth last year? Sunday Night baseball is 1000x more watchable than Monday Night football in its current form,…

“I haven’t seen a collection of slippery runs like that since Attila the Hun ate a gunnysack full of santa fe chalupas, babe. Chachi chachi chachi.”

100%.  Her and Sarah Spain are both a treat.  Bring back Shulman to replace Vasgersian, put A-Rod back into the studio, and maybe add an ex-player to round it out, although i think Mendoza could do color on her own.

I’ve learned more about baseball listening to Jessica Mendoza talk than I did from 30 years of other assholes doing it.

And then you remembered Trump would never do that

I too would like to have relationships with rich, morally corrupt individuals, who can help increase my wealth and clout, without having to justify it in those terms to the world. 

Which means her bail was only $20,000 for FALSIFYING DRUG SCREENINGS. 

I don’t give two shits about basketball but 1) that’s cool as shit and 2) someone in my timeline posted this and it’s a Top 10 all-time sports photo:

“11-3 with a 0.28 ERA”

So he built a Ridgeline? 

Call me when someone puts a goalie up on the rim, and then maybe I’ll cheer when uber-villain Kobe scores twenty and they’re not empty-netters.

During the investigation, uniformed police officers worked in tandem with plainclothes officers and officers who were watching the feed of the camera they installed in the spa. The officers in the viewing room would tell the plainclothes officers when a possible crime was committed...

Counterpoint - what kind of Christian uses his/her faith to hate other... ahh, my point fell apart mid sentence. 

It makes sense to me, missing the dunk to me. They say all the time when Steph is draining threes that the basket must look huge to him. And that’s thirty feet or more away. Imagine how terrifyingly enormous it must look to him from layup or dunk range. 

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

Every sentence is stupider than the last. This is art.

I’m just here to say that I never realized Cincinnati was the same shape as Alaska and that it’s freaking me out.

So we’re in agreeance. Dick eating all around!